At the time that this is posting here on Tumblr I am prepping for eye surgery. Hello elective surgery! My wife and I are doing this to celebrate our 30th years of life…I mean my 30th year and her undisclosed number of years.
You may think that I am doing this because I hate wearing contacts and hate wearing glasses even more. Although you wouldn’t be wrong, it is not the primary reason. I believe that I may just be the first person to walk away from a Lasik surgery with superpowers. By Monday I should be in the news with my laser shooting eyes or heat vision or something more awesome than I haven’t thought up yet.
Or I could lose my vision and never draw pink head-ed cats again. I am gunning for the superpowers though.